Hamas Is Afraid Of Female Marathon Runners

Hamas hates boobies

UN agency cancels Gaza marathon over ban on women

JERUSALEM -- A U.N aid agency canceled the Gaza marathon on Tuesday after the Palestinian territory's militant Hamas rulers banned women from participating in the annual sporting event.

UNWRA, which assists Palestinian refugees and also sponsors and organizes the event, announced that plans for the race next month have been scrapped because of the Hamas demand that women be barred.[More...]

I'm sure Free Free Palestine activists are trying to figure out a way to blame this on the Juice.

h/t @IsraelinGeneva

Posted by: Stable Hand at 09:33 AM


1 maybe it's because running in a burqa etc is too dangerous(tripping, running into light posts etcsince the veil limits mobility and visiblity)

Posted by: jspielman at March 05, 2013 10:30 AM

2 I too fear female marathon runners, they make the blood run to my groin area and that makes my brain starve for blood causing me to pass out and miss the boobies bouncing.

Posted by: obsidian at March 05, 2013 10:51 AM

3 Female marathon runners have the speed and stamina to out-run most men. Not good for mohamadans.

Posted by: EROWMER at March 05, 2013 11:13 AM

4 I am shocked, shocked i say, to find that nothing has changed. Muzzlemen fear the bounce. Also books, music, movies, paintings, dogs, djinn, fingernail polish and crosses. Muzzlums like dancing boys and pretty, pretty camels. Did UNWRA think this had changed since last Thursday?

Very pretty camels, though.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at March 05, 2013 11:18 AM

5 If they would have come out against sports bras, I would have supported them.

Hmm, that's not really clear. I mean I would have supported the boobs, not hamas.

Posted by: Kevin at March 05, 2013 11:55 AM

6 I'm still Po'ed. the gays are afraid to run through moslime areas in Israel.

Posted by: Kafiroon at March 05, 2013 01:48 PM

7 No better than the Muslim women runners look, what is the big deal? I mean, with all that headgear, they look like maids at the Top of the Mark.

Posted by: Bubbe at March 05, 2013 06:05 PM

8 Are you crazy? I'M afraid a women marathoners, in numbers. I can almost feel my ears starting to bleed just imagining such a herd of women, before, even during, and just as likely after. *chat, chat, chat, chat, and... more chat!* If they really ran in bikinis, I might watch, but with a telescope, one that doesn't also grab sound. Gah!

Posted by: Doom at March 05, 2013 08:13 PM

9 allow goats in the run and they would be perfectly distracted.

Posted by: trigger at March 06, 2013 01:48 AM

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