Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: I Went To Syria For Jihad Edition
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Fatwas Issued.

And all I got was ___________________

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:

he "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland for:

sent to receive my virgins but was pissed off when it turned out to be these guys in burkhas!
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Moshe Ben Avram for:
"This plate of Meatballs."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Vyx for:
was featured on this list of "jihads hottest corpses."
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon & PaterNovem for:
All I got was my dirty heart separated from my dirty head.

.. A small picture on The Jawa Report with a bunch of other goat rapers!

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Posted by: Stable Hand at 11:59 PM

Comments

1 blown to hell.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 24, 2013 02:54 PM

2 fucked like a handsome goat on a cool spring night.

Posted by: Randman at February 24, 2013 03:03 PM

3 lead poisoning.

Posted by: BirdddogUSA at February 24, 2013 03:12 PM

4 a free bullet!

Poor Kadeen: not the first time he put a smile on the face of a syrian soldier, but from somewhat longer range this time.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at February 24, 2013 03:23 PM

5 sent to receive my virgins but was pissed off when it turned out to be these guys in burkhas!

Posted by: The Realist of Queensland at February 24, 2013 04:13 PM

6 Put on a card and made fun of on the internet! :)

Posted by: Joe Bravo at February 24, 2013 04:39 PM

7 sodomized twice by Arnold Ziffel.

Posted by: Mohammed pork be upon him at February 24, 2013 05:04 PM

8 A cheap pine coffin

Posted by: terrapod at February 24, 2013 05:32 PM

9 A social disease called jihad.

Posted by: Mark at February 24, 2013 06:00 PM

10 and all i got was dumped from 'so you think you can jihad?!?'

Posted by: moe hamhead at February 24, 2013 06:34 PM

11 And all I got was discorporated.

Posted by: EROWMER at February 24, 2013 07:04 PM

12 dead.

Posted by: Rusty at February 24, 2013 07:36 PM

13 this lousy falafel.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at February 24, 2013 07:38 PM

14 was featured on this list of "jihads hottest corpses."

Posted by: Vyx at February 24, 2013 07:50 PM

15 72 virgin...goats

Posted by: Herr Wilson at February 24, 2013 07:55 PM

16 Here's the story of a lovely jihadi

who was bringing up three terror cells alone,

all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.

the youngest one in curls.



Here's the story of a man named khomeni

Who was living with three boys of his own. [nudge, nudge, wink, wink.]

They were four men living all together

yet they were all alone



Till the one day when the jihadi met this fellow.

And they knew that it was much more than a hunch,

That this group must somehow form a taliban family,

That's the way we all became the jihadi bunch.



The jihadi bunch, the jihadi bunch.

That's the way we became the jihadi bunch.

Posted by: moe hamhead at February 24, 2013 11:04 PM

17 ... A small picture on The Jawa Report with a bunch of other goat rapers!

Posted by: PaterNovem at February 25, 2013 01:35 AM

18 i know we are very ugly , i think we sould all kill ourselves , allahu akbarh! for our kids andmoms

Posted by: George Romero at February 25, 2013 06:00 AM

19 "This plate of Meatballs."

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at February 25, 2013 07:34 AM

20 the brothers kept telling me I was pretty. So there it is.

Posted by: Kuffar at February 25, 2013 08:39 AM

21 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embeddedv=6bdohpu1ZRA">deserving of the dirka dirka dirge</a>

Posted by: wtd at February 25, 2013 09:14 AM

22 Married to Xariif.

Posted by: Kafiroon at February 25, 2013 10:19 AM

23 All I got was my dirty heart separated from my dirty head.

Posted by: Kafiroon at February 25, 2013 10:20 AM

24 My quaran didn't say any thing about this hot shiite I am in now.

Posted by: Kafiroon at February 25, 2013 10:22 AM

25 A link to a jihadi dating site.

Posted by: Elmira Viking at February 25, 2013 10:29 AM

26 All I got was Mean Kitteh and Grumpy Kat on my bodeee.

Posted by: Bubbe at February 25, 2013 02:29 PM

27
72 virgins but they all looked like mooch obama.

Posted by: geo at February 25, 2013 02:58 PM

28 ...this lousy T-shirt drenched in my own blood.

Posted by: Nom at February 25, 2013 05:03 PM

29 ...the indescribable joy of being in many different places all at once

Posted by: al-Mohareb at February 25, 2013 05:15 PM

30 Mustard gas and lead poisoning.

Posted by: Bill at February 25, 2013 05:57 PM

31 droned

Posted by: old cowboy at February 25, 2013 11:30 PM

32 a free subscription to gay Muslim singles.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM

33 ...a dirt nap

...breakfast in hell

Posted by: fasternu426 at February 26, 2013 12:14 PM






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