Feel Good Story of the Day! Strippers Eligible for Unemployment Benefits

My only question is whether they cut her a check or if they give her a big wad of ones?

The Kansas Supreme Court ruled that exotic dancers at a strip club have the right to collect unemployment insurance as employees and not independent contractors.

Posted by: Rusty at 03:53 PM


1 Can the pussy merchants be right behind? I mean coming behind? Aw heck, you know what I mean. Amiright?

Posted by: EROWMER at February 06, 2013 03:58 PM

2 If they are employees, the rules are pretty clear. Maybe Bill Clinton can get them off the street.

Posted by: Mark at February 06, 2013 04:21 PM

3 "Have you stripped this week?

Have you TRIED to strip this week?

Pull out your g-string, here is your unemployment check."

Posted by: Randman at February 06, 2013 06:29 PM

4 How do I know your a stripper? Do you have any references?
It says here that your a Mrs. Unemployed housewives do not qualify for unemployment. But if your a stripper and can prove it...

Posted by: Kafiroon at February 06, 2013 07:11 PM

5 Part of me thinks this is a way to get the clubs to better account for their earnings. Makes it easier to tax them. Strippers are second only to cabbies in hiding away money.

Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2013 07:21 PM

6 The only question should be did they or their employer pay into the unemployment insurance fund? Do they claim all their earnings? Hell no. Either does your favorite waitress, bell boy or grass cutter. At least most of them are good looking. I object to paying unemployment to fat slobs. They need less grocery money.

Posted by: Big Al at February 06, 2013 09:20 PM

7 @ 3- Sorry, but I'm going to have to call a 'Time Out' on you, Randman. See what I did there?

Posted by: EROWMER at February 07, 2013 11:01 AM

8 @7 LOL. You going to buy me a beer out there buddy. Just tell the wife it's a conference on terrorism. :)

Posted by: Randman at February 07, 2013 02:50 PM

9 I can honestly say I have never been there. And I was still active duty when I first got here. Time Out, no, JW Finn's, yes. Remember Diana?

Posted by: EROWMER at February 07, 2013 08:28 PM

10 Me and some of the guys went out there a couple times years ago. Not sure I remember Diana but I do remember going to Finn's. Oh well, now we can buy booze in Wal Mart but I drink very seldom. I could of saved a small fortune in gas in 90s.

Posted by: Randman at February 08, 2013 05:14 PM

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