Kittehs: the New Global Warming

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Why are so many species of small animals currently threatened with extinction in North America? Global Warming? DDT? Chemicals from plastic bottles? Power lines?

No, kittehs!

Cats kill billions of birds every year and even more tiny rodents and other mammals in the United States, a new study finds.

According to the research, published today (Jan. 29) in the journal Nature Communications, cats kill between 1.4 billion and 3.7 billion birds and between 6.9 billion and 20.7 billion small mammals, such as meadow voles and chipmunks.

Kittehs: today it's meadow voles, tomorrow it's you!

PS -- oh, yeah, thanks to Johnny for the tip.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:37 AM

Comments

1 When I see a cat in the woods he's toast.
A good thing about the coyote invasion we're having is that they love eating cats. What we call domesticated cats came from Africa along with other things like Ebola, smallpox, aids, Al Sharpton and Obama's daddy.. Nothing good comes from Africa.

Posted by: Big Al at January 30, 2013 12:25 PM

2 If you add spiders, one of my kitties is responsible for another few hundred deaths.

Posted by: DMartyr at January 30, 2013 01:25 PM

3 Can we train them to kill libtards?
If the Jews can train sharks, we should be able to train kittehs.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 30, 2013 01:30 PM

4 Dear Al, Did you by any chance start fires as a child as well? Thought so.

Posted by: Mean Kitteh at January 30, 2013 02:06 PM

5 Isn't that why cats exist?

Posted by: Gunga at January 30, 2013 02:44 PM

6 Working on it Kafiroon.

Posted by: Mean Kitteh at January 30, 2013 02:56 PM

7 Fortunately, the vast majority of birds that cats kill are pigeons. I ,hate pigeons. They poopon our cars, next in the nooks and crannies of our houses, and are truly, the rat of the bird world.

Posted by: TimothyJ at January 30, 2013 02:59 PM

8 Did I start fires as a kid. Yes. Under every cat and smart ass I could.

Posted by: Big Al at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM

9 LOL @BigAl I knew IT! See, my proof. Told you there was a serial killer at MPJ other than MK.

Posted by: Mean Kitteh at January 30, 2013 04:27 PM

10 See David Icke and V had it all wrong...I said all along,it aint reptiles its felines.
And if Iran tries its luck at deploying bubonic plague bearing flea infested rats accross the border in luggage from Mexico...Felines will exploit this situation to extend and deepen their control of the civilised mind.
What we have to ask ourselves is what would a feli-zionist feline apurrtheidt state look like?

Posted by: Axel at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM

11 I hate to admit it, but some of my best friends are cats.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 30, 2013 06:50 PM

12 Axel, go to your room.

Posted by: Mark at January 30, 2013 08:18 PM

13 But Im warning you...they are all purrrverts!

Posted by: Axel at January 30, 2013 08:58 PM

14 can they be trained to kill leftists ???

Posted by: twill333 at January 30, 2013 10:08 PM

15 Cats are also very accomplished snake killers.

Posted by: twill333 at January 30, 2013 10:10 PM

16 The Last cat I had here was called Darth Vader, Tomcat, jet black and huge he was death on padded paws to everything that looked tasty. his diet was varied, mice, voles, lizards, squirrels and rabbits some rats but what he mostly ate was grasshoppers, I also feed wild birds but he rarely took one.
He vanished one day after years, I guess he met a small coyote or a big chipmunk and got kilt.
What kills the birds out here are kestrels which is a beautiful bird and a bird gotta eat!
I got dogs now Terriers, but I do like cats a lot.
I'd vote to outlaw a liberal before I'd outlaw a cat.

Posted by: obsidian at January 30, 2013 10:46 PM

17 My wife has two of the damn things. I won't allow the varmints in the living room, den or kitchen. She keeps them in the bedroom at night and has a cattery on the back porch for them during the day. That's right. My wife spent several thousand bucks on a cattery for kittens she found half dead in a parking lot. And Yes. MY WIFE IS A BLOND.

Posted by: Big Al at January 30, 2013 11:53 PM

18 I'd rather feed and house a starving cat, than a libtard.
I tell those tuff shiite, you voted for this.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 31, 2013 12:09 AM

19 I'd like to take a nice chunk of desert, surround it with a 12 foot fence topped with razor wire and put liberals inside. Give them no air conditioning or electricity because they're against all forms of generating electricity. Give them water if a 20 foot well won't reach water. Otherwise, give them tools to dig one. No flush toilets since they're against those also. I'd give them nothing but one kind of mre 3 meals a day for the entire summer they would be there. I'd also add lots of disease infested rats and roaches.

Let them live the lifestyle that would be the result of all this crap they want to force on the rest of us.

Posted by: Mohammed pork be upon him at January 31, 2013 03:18 AM

20 19 why give them MREs - let them eat dirt.

you might as well as if you put them on the best farmland in the world with all the tools the useless parasites would still starve to death.

Best to just let evolution take its course quickly

Posted by: turfmax at January 31, 2013 07:06 AM

21 Sounds like a lame attempt at distraction from the birds killed by the huge fans AKA wind power generators.

Posted by: HerWrath at January 31, 2013 02:57 PM






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