University of Minnesota Offers Event To Help Females Achieve Greater Orgasms

I think it's safe to assume most of those attending the event are liberals, and nothing gives liberals a bigger orgasm than screwing the tax-payers.


From Campus Reform:

The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms.

The university's official online description of the event entitled, "The Female Orgasm," describes it as open to both male and female students.

"Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot," reads the description posted on the school's official events calendar.

The event is listed on the University of Minnesota's events calendar.

Posted by: DMartyr at 01:31 PM


1 I am sure that will enhance your job prospects.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 29, 2013 01:47 PM

2 @ #1: As pole dancers, mayhaps?

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at January 29, 2013 02:59 PM

3 I hope I can help out in some large way.

Posted by: Big Al at January 29, 2013 04:19 PM

4 OMG, can't they just read about it in a book or magazine like generations prior did? Or do they still need to be taught to read, write and do 'rithmatic? Geez Louise.

Posted by: Bubbe at January 29, 2013 05:18 PM

5 Hey, Infidels, it's not the meat it's the motion. Trust me, coming from a race of short-peckered murderers, I know about this - and goats.

Posted by: Little Xariif at January 29, 2013 07:46 PM

6 I bet they got a government grant for this.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 29, 2013 11:44 PM

7 I do community outreach for this organization. Honest ;)

Posted by: Herr Wilson at January 30, 2013 03:17 AM

8 Just remember, 'You got to lick it before you stick it'. Also, 'Don't rock the boat, just the little man in it'.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at January 30, 2013 09:38 AM

9 While I personally believe that the tax payers money could possibly be used somewhere else, I can not help but to feel that this is still an important cause. To that end, I volunteer my services in helping as many women achieve orgasm as possible. Line forms at my front door ladies, and you're welcome. I am just unselfish like that.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at January 30, 2013 02:28 PM

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