Snicker: Explosion at Underground Iranian Nuke Facility

To paraphrase some dude in The Hunt for Red October, "Machmood, have you lost another nuclear laboratory?":

Sources in Tel Aviv said yesterday they thought the explosion happened last week. The Israeli government is investigating reports that it led to extensive structural damage and that 200 workers had been trapped inside.

Israel believes the Iranians have not evacuated the surrounding area. It is unclear whether that is because no harmful substances have been released, or because Tehran is trying to avoid sparking panic among residents.

The Fordow plant is buried deep underground inside a mountain near the holy city of Qom. It is thought to be Iran's most heavily fortified facility and is regarded as impervious to Israeli airstrikes. Many of Fordow's 2700 nuclear centrifuges are stored deep below ground in bunkers.

Gremlins: They're everywhere and they're Jooish!

Thanks to 44 Guy

Posted by: Rusty at 10:36 AM


1 I so hope this is true.

I also hope the Iranian locals flip out when they learn the Mullahs are playing games with their health.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at January 28, 2013 10:42 AM

2 Juuuuice!!!!!!

Posted by: Kuffar at January 28, 2013 11:45 AM

3 I swear we didn't do it. Honestly!

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at January 28, 2013 11:59 AM

4 Everyone knows the janitor is a secret Joooo spy who smuggled bombs into the facility inside radios. I know it- I read it in a book once.

Posted by: Frak at January 28, 2013 01:18 PM

5 Amazing.

Facilities just happen to catch fire or explode, and difficult to train NORK scientists and techs keep getting killed in mysterious accidents in Syria and Iran.

What ever is happening here?

Posted by: Kristophr at January 28, 2013 02:13 PM

6 This from a people known to frequently have "work accidents".
"Iranians have not evacuated the surrounding area"
because the Mad Moollahs do not give a daymn about anybody but themselves.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM

7 They're could screw around and turn all those poor people into zombies. This may or may not end well.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 28, 2013 03:57 PM

8 'impervious to Israeli airstrikes' when the target cannot be struck by Air...

Posted by: D at January 28, 2013 08:46 PM

9 I seriously doubt any of it is true. So many false reports in the past. I sometimes wonder if Iran is the source of these reports.

Posted by: Big Al at January 28, 2013 09:50 PM

10 Mahmoud, you dumbshit! You have irradiated half of Mecca!

Posted by: Mark at January 29, 2013 08:27 PM

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