Hillary Clinton Kicks Off Her 2016 Presidential Campaign


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Posted by: DMartyr at 12:29 PM


1 That's what Bill Clinton said when asked about his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at January 25, 2013 01:09 PM

2 Great Candidate. She really seems to care....About what, I have no idea.

Posted by: Thornton Mellon at January 25, 2013 02:18 PM

3 ROFL Moshe! And um Thornton could you loan me a few million, I would be glad to pay you back next Tuesday.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 25, 2013 02:30 PM

4 Hey you guys....Lay off Hillary.
She gives great headache. I can't believe it. Married 37 years. Seems like yesterday!

[sighs] And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.

Posted by: Bubba at January 25, 2013 02:45 PM

5 I haven't been feeling well lately.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look
in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said,
"I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

Posted by: Hillary@SOS at January 25, 2013 02:54 PM

6 I remember one time when old Hillary and I were on vacation. She fell asleep on the beach and some environmentalist hippies found her. They started shouting "We can save her!, We can save her!" and spent about an hour trying to roll her back into the water.

Posted by: Bubba at January 25, 2013 03:25 PM

7 It will be my great pleasure to design the gown she wears to the Inaugural Ball.

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 25, 2013 03:28 PM

8 Her teeth need whitening. Maybe sharpened too.

Posted by: Bubbe at January 25, 2013 05:59 PM

9 So like Grendel's mother, Bubbe. Without the hawtness., of course.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 25, 2013 06:56 PM

10 Say what you wish but she's a better choice than Obama. At least she doesn't hate white folks and the NRA.
By the way. Whose going to run against her? McStupid again? Romney screwed up so bad he'll never run again.

Posted by: Frank at January 25, 2013 07:36 PM

11 She must, of course, you the classic Smiths track "What Difference Does it Make" as her campaign theme:


Posted by: uptight at January 26, 2013 05:22 AM

12 My pick for democrat POTUS of 2016 is Joltin' Joe Biden...what a man....has balls this big! OO
Is not afraid to speak his mind nor frisk a woman.
And that classic line...Hell people you don't need assault rifles to defend your home......just buy a double barrel shotgun instead.
Seriously I'd rather see Biden as POTUS over any john kerry.

Posted by: obsidian at January 26, 2013 12:19 PM

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