Inauguration Caption Contest

Caption this image of Bill Clinton checking out the posterior view of Kelly Clarkson.


Hat Tip: Rick.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Surely you can do better?

Posted by: Howie at 01:47 PM


1 "Hey -- if you were married to Hillary Hamhocks, you'd cheat too!"

Posted by: Papa Whiskey at January 21, 2013 01:57 PM

2 "I'll bet she'd go down faster than the economy is..."

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2013 02:34 PM

3 Hey, baby, I like the way you grip that mike.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 21, 2013 02:35 PM

4 I wonder if Obama will let me use my old 'private room' again?

Posted by: Spartan at January 21, 2013 02:36 PM

5 "Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots with Fur..."

Posted by: Nanabozoh at January 21, 2013 02:40 PM

6 hummm... wounder coronna, churchhill or Presidente

Posted by: OldRanger at January 21, 2013 02:43 PM

7 When the hell are these idiots going to sing the song the way it was meant to be sung?
I flipped the channel!

Posted by: Phil at January 21, 2013 02:55 PM

8 " I could do her before we eat "

Posted by: Jack Rackim at January 21, 2013 03:17 PM

9 "Damn let me scope this ass out.........btw, where in the hell is Hillary, I hope she didn't spot me!"

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at January 21, 2013 03:48 PM

10 Can't touch that - cuz Hillary is with me.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at January 21, 2013 04:11 PM

11 as bill's dick snaked it's way through the crowd towards the hot blonde he glowed with the anticipation of her surprise.

Posted by: moe mentum at January 21, 2013 04:57 PM

12 Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk

Posted by: Kurt at January 21, 2013 05:10 PM

13 bill: c'mon darlin' move the mic up and down, up and down. that's right baby, that's it, you got it now. oh yeah.

Posted by: moe mentum at January 21, 2013 05:10 PM

14 Nice grip! Put her on my secret room's visitors list before Hillarytakes an interest in her and has her own private meeting with her.

Posted by: Dadof3 at January 21, 2013 05:31 PM

15 i bet she's gotta double thump and a side swoop that'll break this old mans back!!!!

Posted by: old cowboy at January 21, 2013 05:37 PM

16 "Is that a vibrator or are you just glad to see me."

Or if that doesn't work...

"Hmmmm, I've tried it with a cigar..."

Posted by: Catseye at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM

17 i like big butts and i i cannot err....lie

Posted by: trigger at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM

18 If this jerk in front of me would just move over a little bit; I can slid right up there and grab that nice firm round... and...

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 21, 2013 10:21 PM

19 Hmm, two in front of me. Oh well, not the first time I've gone sloppy thirds. Looks like a couple of the other ladies are lining up to join in too.

Posted by: The Realist of Queensland at January 21, 2013 11:36 PM

20 "If she were ten years younger, she'd be intern material!"

Posted by: staghounds at January 22, 2013 07:58 AM

21 Slick Willie is humming "Meatballs in My Future".

Posted by: Bubbe at January 22, 2013 08:52 AM

22 I may go down in history, but I really wanna go down on that!

Posted by: Fasternu426 at January 22, 2013 09:34 AM

23 Can you get the whole mike in your mouth ?

Posted by: Elmira Viking at January 22, 2013 09:41 AM


Posted by: marcus tullius cicero at January 22, 2013 10:24 AM

25 Hmmm, I wonder if that coat is scotchgarded!?

Posted by: CJS at January 22, 2013 11:32 AM

26 She'd look hot in a tight blue dress.
Maybe Obozo has a cigar or two he's hidden from the Wookie he can let me borrow.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 22, 2013 12:49 PM

27 Or . . . .

Nice grip on the mic! After this is done I'll take her for a private tour of Oval Office.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 22, 2013 12:51 PM

28 "Ewwww, I am burning this coat and taking the hottest bath I can stand as soon as I get back to the hotel."

Posted by: staghounds at January 22, 2013 01:09 PM

29 "Who is that creepy old man staring at my butt?"

Posted by: staghounds at January 22, 2013 01:23 PM

30 Hilary is the first lady. How'd u like to be the SECOND lady?

Posted by: jerseystu at January 23, 2013 06:45 PM

31 "Oooooh baby....hey Hillary...I did not have sexual relations with that woman...yet"

Posted by: DarthSmeag at January 25, 2013 08:32 PM

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