Omar Shafik Hammami Like Totally Alive (Fatwas Issued!)

I guess Omar wants to prove he's alive, I guess he can be excused for, you know, not even having a newspaper by that whole Somalia thing.

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Photoshop contest for Fatwas? I think so, email mchlhwrd (at) gmail (dot) you know.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I will cut ur neck Fatwa issued against Dr. Rusty Shackleford for...


The Devil will do meetballs from you body Fatwa Issued against Nanabozoh for ....

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The Why you insult Holly Koran Fatwa Issued against B'emet Or for


*More entries below the fold, and did we mention that these entries are even more real than the original?




Update by SH: Kafiroon's entry:


Update by SH: The Realist of Queensland's entry:


?Photoshopped? Could be, I don't think so but at the very least not a very good camera.

After further review, FAKE FAKE FAKE.

Posted by: Howie at 08:40 AM


1 I wish that Che Guevara would STOP putting the peace sign behind my head whenever they take my picture.

Posted by: Elmira Viking at January 14, 2013 10:34 AM

2 Omar has fallen captive to the famous "Stinkfinger" band of guerillas.

Posted by: Max at January 14, 2013 10:38 AM

3 Hammami the Ham on the Lam.

Posted by: Bubbe at January 14, 2013 10:42 AM

4 This is the "before" picture of Omar at beard growing school.

Posted by: Max at January 14, 2013 11:33 AM

5 He looks like Greyrooster's wife.

Posted by: Mark at January 14, 2013 02:43 PM

2 3
Make that 4 goats.
Cheap - used OK

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 14, 2013 04:01 PM

7 'I'm here and I'm queer. And so are the rest of these guys.'

Posted by: EROWMER at January 14, 2013 04:07 PM

8 Same facial expression in all of photo. Probly dug him up and clean him up for his big photo-op. I'll be late for dinner mom.

Posted by: daryl duke at January 14, 2013 11:22 PM

9 why does he need a new jack ass? looks like he is surrounded by them.

Posted by: trigger at January 15, 2013 12:23 AM

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