Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mad Mullahs Facepalm Edition(**sticky**)
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Spartan & moe mentum for:

Psst,,,don't peak before they put the dress on the sheep!

maybe if we all light cigarettes the bus will finally come?!?

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against BirdddogUSA & DarthSmeag for:
Mahmoud, we said meatballs, not camel balls!

By Allah these hemorrhoids are killing me!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & Pizza the Hut for:
Oh, Allah, not Xariif in a bikini again!

No, I wouldn't be a suicide bomber."

"Me neither."

"I'll pass."

"Me too."

"So, we're all pussies then?"

"Yeah."

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against MarkT & Elmira Viking for:
"AWW man! Who shit their pants?! Last one to slap their forhead owns it!"

Ha,HA your it achmed you douchebag

I STILL don't see why Howie likes boobies better than camels or goats.

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Posted by: Stable Hand at 09:52 PM

Comments

1 "Simon says take your right hand and slap your face.......hey you down there not playing. Your out."

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at January 13, 2013 12:12 PM

2 Psst,,,don't peak before they put the dress on the sheep!

Posted by: Spartan at January 13, 2013 12:33 PM

3 stuxnet??!!?? what the hell is a stuxnet?? those fucking juice!!!

Posted by: moe mentum at January 13, 2013 01:00 PM

4 Mahmoud, we said meatballs, not camel balls!

Posted by: BirdddogUSA at January 13, 2013 01:17 PM

5 This story is appropriate - Saudi Mufti says media attention drives preachers’ fatwa frenzy

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/01/13/260270.html

Posted by: Blazingcatfur at January 13, 2013 01:33 PM

6 Crap! We could of had V8's!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 13, 2013 01:45 PM

7 The mullah on the end: Mo practicing his thumb poke into the eye misses again.

Posted by: MountainPatriot at January 13, 2013 01:52 PM

8 "AWW man! Who shit their pants?! Last one to slap their forhead owns it!"
Ha,HA your it achmed you douchebag.

Posted by: MarkT at January 13, 2013 01:54 PM

9 "Oy! Am I the only one who sees the shaddai on that shiksa?"

Posted by: Catmman at January 13, 2013 02:26 PM

10 Oh, Allah, not Xariif in a bikini again!

Posted by: Mark at January 13, 2013 02:47 PM

11 Oh Mahmoud ! Must you whip it out and show us your Goat Humping Rash everytime you don't get your way. Put that thing away...PUT IT AWAY !!!

Posted by: birdhurd at January 13, 2013 03:13 PM

12 maybe if we all light cigarettes the bus will finally come?!?

Posted by: moe mentum at January 13, 2013 03:44 PM

13 IsraHell does not dare to attack Iran, as she knows it would be the end of Zion. That is why these Zionist whiners want to get the USA to attack Iran and get American young men and women do the dying for them. To the Zion mind, gentiles killing each other is all good as long as the beneficiary is Zion.

Posted by: Joe Basher at January 13, 2013 04:04 PM

14 Aaaaaaaah, Brain Freeze. That's it, a Fatwa on ice cream!

Posted by: The Realist of Queensland at January 13, 2013 04:17 PM

15 Everyone cover their eyes! Achmed is stroking it again. (guy second from the right has his hand up his pants, didn't notice it at first)

Posted by: The Realist of Queensland at January 13, 2013 04:20 PM

16 "Sh'ma.....Yisrael....."

Posted by: MtTB at January 13, 2013 04:58 PM

17 freekin packers Tanked!

Posted by: Timothy J. McCorkle at January 13, 2013 04:58 PM

18 "No, I wouldn't be a suicide bomber."

"Me neither."

"I'll pass."

"Me too."

"So, we're all pussies then?"

"Yeah."

Posted by: Pizza the Hut at January 13, 2013 05:36 PM

19 @ #13: you sound jealous. Whats the matter, your mamma didn't change your diaper today and give you your binky? What a crybaby.

Posted by: Snakeman at January 13, 2013 06:22 PM

20 "Oh Christ. They spelled it 'juice' again."

Posted by: Moby McTrollpuppet at January 13, 2013 06:27 PM

21 I'm doing it, these guys aren't looking. Now if I can just find it. Ahh, I love a goat parade.

Posted by: Rockerpeople at January 13, 2013 07:03 PM

22 Greetings:

What is that she's wearing ???

Posted by: 11B40 at January 13, 2013 08:08 PM

23 The juice... what are we going to do about the juice?

Posted by: gramps at January 13, 2013 08:14 PM

24 Yes, Ahmed, we know you love your goat, but do you have to show us how much everytime we get together for Yahtze night?

Posted by: Baymisl at January 13, 2013 09:41 PM

25 Oy! Don't Look! She has her face uncovered!

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 13, 2013 10:33 PM

26 "Damnit, who spelt it "Juice" again?"

Posted by: Charon at January 13, 2013 11:29 PM

27 Alright, so pole dancing sheep..., not a good idea...

Posted by: Kuffar at January 14, 2013 12:09 AM

28 Argo won Golden Globe?

Posted by: Nanabozoh at January 14, 2013 01:03 AM

29 Dammit! We were all looking forward to bacon sarnies, and Mohammed burned the bacon. It wouldn't have been such a loss, but yesterday when Achmed went to the grocery store, he forgot to buy more bacon. At least he did remember to pick up a keg. No Achmed. We said Foster's or Guiness not Coors. Well, this meeting is farked.

Posted by: Mohammed pork be upon him at January 14, 2013 01:10 AM

30 The judges panel of Islam's Got Talent sees William Hung walk through the cave entrance.

Posted by: Okie Wan Rednecki at January 14, 2013 01:36 AM

31 "Now we must face Mecca and honor the Moongod .a..la..., wait, what is that falling from the sky directly on to the Ka'ba?"... KKAAA-FCKN-BOOOOMMM!!!
"Oh the light is too much, the heat, oh allah's goat, what is happening?"

Posted by: Shiite from Shinola at January 14, 2013 05:23 AM

32 Please, Hillary, that is a fountain, not a bidet. And it is haram to hold your penis with your right hand when you defecate or urinate. Can we just get back to talking about funding our nuclear program?

Posted by: Shiite from Shinola at January 14, 2013 05:47 AM

33
"NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!"
"ACHMED!!!!!"
"THE OTHER END OF THE GOAT!!!!!"

Posted by: Richard at January 14, 2013 05:53 AM

34 I STILL don't see why Howie likes boobies better than camels or goats.

Posted by: Elmira Viking at January 14, 2013 10:37 AM

35 A Jew got ANOTHER Nobel Prize???

Posted by: Frak at January 14, 2013 01:12 PM

36 Ben Afleck? Are you pulling my qadiib?

Posted by: EROWMER at January 14, 2013 04:12 PM

37 10, 9 , 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 - okay...oh god dammit, Mahmud, you were supposed to hide!

Posted by: chin ho at January 14, 2013 04:22 PM

38 Tell Hillary to put her burqa back on...

Posted by: Pops at January 14, 2013 05:59 PM

39 By allah, falafel and Hellfires again for dinner?

Note to self: No more asparagus for Haaaakmed.

Biden's latest creepy gaffe reaches IRNA.

Posted by: Xenophon at January 15, 2013 12:55 AM

40 "Oy Vey... we really screwed the pooch on that one!"

Posted by: Barry at January 15, 2013 07:32 AM

41 By Allah these hemorrhoids are killing me!

Posted by: DarthSmeag at January 15, 2013 10:54 PM

42
By Allah's balls Haffiz! What have you been eating? My eyes are burning! I shall issue a Fawtwa on you if you do that again! Someone open a window.
The mullahs react to the performance of the first ever Arab bobsledding team at the Winter Olympics.
I knew we shouldn't have watched this Biden speech.
Go ahead and drink it you said. It's non-alcoholic you said. F*****cking Haffiz! Is anyone else as hung over as I am?
What? You had sex...WITH A WOMAN?! You disgusting pervert.
With all our advanced technology, no one has a solution? If only we could invent something to shield our eyes from that cursed sun.


Posted by: Hard Right at January 15, 2013 11:39 PM

43 It is apparent who dealt it, judging by the photo.

Posted by: Goodness at January 16, 2013 05:46 PM

44 If you have ever been to a synagogue when they are saying "Shama Yisrael" you see people doing the same thing.

Just maybe....

Posted by: ben Shlomo at January 18, 2013 04:32 PM






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