Donald Trump, Not The Spawn Of An Orangutan, $5 Million Richer (For Charity)

Last year, Donald Trump offered $5,000,000 (to go to a charity) for anyone who could provide Barack Obama's actual birth certificate. To date, the challenge is unclaimed.

In mocking the birther's offer, Bill Maher made a similar offer - $5,000,000 to charity if Donald Trump could prove he wasn't the "spawn of an orangutan."

Donald Trump accepted the offer:

Dear Mr. Maher:

I represent Mr. Donald J. Trump. I write on his behalf to accept your offer (made during the Jay Leno Show on January 7, 2013) that Mr. Trump prove he is not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."

Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan. Please remit the $5 million to Mr. Trump immediately and he will ensure that the money be donated to the following five charities in equal amounts: Hurricane Sandy Victims, The Police Athletic League, The American Cancer Society, The March of Dimes, and The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute.


Scott S. Balber

Bill Maher, uncharacteristically, was unavailable for comment. But I bet he had some choice words in private!

(Hat Tip: IHateTHeMedia)


Posted by: DMartyr at 11:36 AM


1 Sweet. Maher will never send that check. Not unless some 'guys' pay him a visit.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 10, 2013 11:42 AM

2 I'll also bet he doesn't send the money.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at January 10, 2013 11:46 AM

3 Just because your daddy's an orangutan doesn't make someone else's daddy an orangutan, Bill Maher.

Posted by: jim at January 10, 2013 11:49 AM

4 DAAMN!! Second look at 'The Donald'?

Posted by: MtTB at January 10, 2013 12:15 PM

5 Is there a betting pool on Maher paying up?
I'll bet it is a 1000 to 1, or any other ridiculous number, that he will not.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 10, 2013 12:42 PM

6 He'll pay in $Trillion coins...once they're minted.

Posted by: jim at January 11, 2013 12:04 AM

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