Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Mocking Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta Of Hamas Edition #4 (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

Meet Hamas' Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense:

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sheik Cameldung & Kafiroon for:

My favorit coler ith gween. I are thick of goat rear bwown. Wuv,abuboo, oom!!!

What do you mean "you don't hear anything?"
It's getting louder; a kind of soft whistle, air moving sort of a...

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against mdb & Nanabozoh for:
Just take the damn pictures guys; I can't hold this face forever, I need to use the potty. And why do I get the gun Akmed put together out of some spare parts and foam pipe insulation.

Sitta on it!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & The Man from Athens for:
Where is my bomb vest and my boyfriend?!

Hand over the goat porn magazines and nobody gets hurt.

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland & Frak for:
Now you're sure this headband makes me invisible to the juice?

What you mean I have to register "assault rifle" and pay $200 fee? I don't have $200! I am poor oppressed freedom fighter!


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Posted by: Stable Hand at 10:14 AM

Comments

1 Where is my bomb vest and my boyfriend?!

Posted by: Mark at January 06, 2013 12:09 PM

2 Obama bought me this assault rifle.

Posted by: Mark at January 06, 2013 12:14 PM

3
Just take the damn pictures guys; I can't hold this face forever, I need to use the potty. And why do I get the gun Akmed put together out of some spare parts and foam pipe insulation.

Posted by: mdb at January 06, 2013 12:30 PM

4 Ownership of firearms is guaranteed by the Ameriki Constitution, at least for F.O.O. (friends of obama).

Posted by: EROWMER at January 06, 2013 12:33 PM

5 What you mean I have to register "assault rifle" and pay $200 fee? I don't have $200! I am poor oppressed freedom fighter!

Posted by: Frak at January 06, 2013 12:44 PM

6 "I made all this in the internet. Isn't photoshop wonderful."

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at January 06, 2013 01:00 PM

7 Are you sure this photo will get me a hot muslima on Islamic Match.com?

Posted by: vyx at January 06, 2013 01:31 PM

8 Whaaat, me worry? I am the new poster child for MAD Magazine.

Posted by: Bubbe at January 06, 2013 01:41 PM

9 Everybody's working for the weekend

Posted by: LauraWalkerkc at January 06, 2013 02:24 PM

10 Hand over the goat porn magazines and nobody gets hurt.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 06, 2013 03:19 PM

11 Now you're sure this headband makes me invisible to the juice?

Posted by: The Realist of Queensland at January 06, 2013 04:11 PM

12 What do you mean "you don't hear anything?"
It's getting louder; a kind of soft whistle, air moving sort of a...

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 06, 2013 09:48 PM

13 Are you sure this getup will win me the John Travolta Look-Alike Contest?

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 06, 2013 09:50 PM

14 Here's my new look for 2013 guys "Blue Steel" of Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta Enterpises a Holy owed subsidiarity of the Jasbro Group not for sale in Rhode Island, Pittsburgh and Arkansas.

Posted by: DarthSmeag at January 06, 2013 10:55 PM

15 Sitta on it!

Posted by: Nanabozoh at January 07, 2013 12:09 AM

16 My favorit coler ith gween. I are thick of goat rear bwown. Wuv,abuboo, oom!!!

Posted by: Sheik Cameldung at January 07, 2013 04:05 PM

17 Why thank you for my fatwa kind sir, now I go to prepare a place for the mujahedin to lay down their weary bones when they make the mistake of coming looking for me. :-)

Posted by: The Realist of Queensland at January 10, 2013 06:55 PM






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