Venezuela's Hugo Chavez Given Expiration Date


(Mexico City) From RIA Novosti:

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez has just months to live, a Venezuelan doctor said on Tuesday.

Venezuelan doctor Jose Rafael Marquina, who is based in the United States and is known for his accurate prognoses on Chavez’s health, told RCN radio that Chavez has "between two and three months to live."(bold added)


Posted by: MikeJPechar at 03:46 AM


1 his lips to G*d's ears, but may it be slower and more painful.

f this sorry bastard: may his pain here be a precursor to his eternity in hell.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 13, 2012 05:01 AM

2 Wonder who is going to replace him? Have we learned anything from Arab Spring? At one time everyone wished the worse for strongmen and dictators in North Africa and the middle east. How'd that work out?
Vacuums are always filled by something. A younger, more vibrant, healthier Hugo Chavez think alike would be far worse than a sick, America hater ever was. Or the world could get lucky and get someone worth a shit. Who knows? Venezuela may go even more socialist. Or?.

Posted by: Warmachine at December 13, 2012 07:29 AM

3 Hugo Chavez has cancer.
Gov Jerry Brown of Calif has cancer.

Since they both share the same ideals perhaps they should share the same hospital bed and comfort each other.

Maybe there is a God.

Posted by: Warmachine at December 13, 2012 08:23 AM

4 Chavez is heading off to Cuba for a terminal vacation and has appointed a successor. So i hear. I'm lazy this morning so i am not digging up a source. Expect a smooth transition of management and the revolution to remain intact. (That means no more than a thousand people killed in the riots and another thousand in the purge. Communists have a different definition of 'smooth' than do us civilized folks.)

Speaking of dictators on their way out, news sources reported Syrian government forces fired six SCUD ballistic missiles at rebel targets on 12 December. Ouch!

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 13, 2012 08:58 AM

5 I wonder if Obama will be going to the funeral? Seeing as they were buddies and all...

Posted by: Kotter at December 13, 2012 09:08 AM

6 i'd like to be sorry for the loss of a human life but i just cant in this case,so long hugo ya fat commie bastard

Posted by: old cowboy at December 13, 2012 09:27 AM

7 I want him gone but cancer is not the way for anybody.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 13, 2012 10:10 AM

8 Adios Puko, ya' commie piece of shit.

Posted by: Mark at December 13, 2012 10:26 AM

9 #5: Obama's gonna miss his brokeback buddy, figuratively speaking.

Posted by: jim at December 13, 2012 10:58 AM

10 May he rust in piece. Eff em...
Sotero should give the eulogy since he craves for the type of regime that Chaves and Castro perfected. Eff all of themagain.

Posted by: Kuffar at December 13, 2012 11:04 AM

11 Maybe they will bury Chavez with his ass in the air so American leftists like Obama can grab a cold one.

Posted by: Mark at December 13, 2012 11:10 AM

12 Chavez successor resembles Saddam Hussein.
I guess that sulfur he kept smelling was the devil, stoking up the fire in anticipation of deep frying some fat Venezuelan ass.

Posted by: obsidian at December 13, 2012 11:25 AM

13 Yeah-- do ya think he smells the brimstone yet?

Posted by: SumDum Phool at December 13, 2012 12:07 PM

14 Greetings:

Let's just hope that this isn't Lockerbie Bomber 2.0.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 13, 2012 12:24 PM

15 Mid-February I'm going to buy a carton of milk and see which lasts longer.

Posted by: DMartyr at December 13, 2012 01:45 PM

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