Muslim Cleric on the Jewish Conspiracy to Bring Down Islam Through .... PORN!

According to this Egyptian cleric there are over 4.2 million pornographic websites and over 420 million pages of porn on teh intertubz (that few?). And behind each and every one a .... Jew?

All these years I've been thinking that porn would be a good way to undermine radical Islamism. I should have guessed the Hebrews would think of it first. Those people are so smart.

Mazel tav to someone in the comments for the link.

Posted by: Rusty at 05:36 PM


1 And I be he counted each and every one of them.....

Posted by: Lan Astaslem at November 29, 2012 05:45 PM

2 He has personally inspected each and everyone one with a giant box of kleenex. He got tired of all the Dog, Goat and Sheep sex videos and started checking out the other ones.

The ISLAMIC Republic of Pakistan lead the world in animal/human sex under Google Insight;

Posted by: Quran is Corrupt at November 29, 2012 06:53 PM

3 Islamists are all fudgepackers, right Xariif?

Posted by: Mark at November 29, 2012 07:12 PM

4 Porn might well undermine islam - for every rich man with four wives there are three poor men who will never marry and have no reason to live. Letting them know that the rest of the world has womens womens everywhere upsets their fast track to glorious martyrdom. Unfortunately, most of their searches are for the gay stuff and the plan is not working all that well.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 29, 2012 10:00 PM

5 We do what we can. Besides, shouldn't we enjoy what we're using to undermine Muhammad (may he rot in hell that Jews don't believe in) followers?

Posted by: Angrybell at November 30, 2012 01:50 AM

6 I have something to tell all you porn hustlers in the Mosad. Thank you!!!

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at November 30, 2012 02:18 AM

7 On a serious note, I hear the same claims from Mormon bishops all the time, only instead of a secret Jewish conspiracy, it's the Gays.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at November 30, 2012 02:19 AM

8 @ UHAUG: Naw ain't the Mormons. Between training the sharks, buzzards and other wildlife, tweaking all the virus's we send to Iran and now this, our plate is fairly full, but never fear, we are up to the task.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at November 30, 2012 07:26 AM

9 He looks just like someone who's mom caught him surfing porn in he basement

Posted by: Elmira Viking at November 30, 2012 09:35 AM

10 He is starring in basement porn.

Posted by: Mark at November 30, 2012 10:00 AM

11 Look at his eyes. He's batshit crazy. Hatred of Jews will do that.

Posted by: rundel at November 30, 2012 11:43 AM

12 This clown looks like he got dipped in a Mr. Coffee up to his precambrian eyebrows.

Posted by: Mark at November 30, 2012 12:57 PM

13 @Moshe Ben Avram, didn't you get the memo? We're supposed to keep that secret!

Posted by: Angrybell at November 30, 2012 05:23 PM

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