Adult Stores -- Out: Where the Boys Aren't 15, In: "Legal" Cocaine

With the cost of porn fast approaching zero, what's a respectable "adult store" owner to do? Sell drugs:

ADULT stores are selling a synthetic cocaine called White Bull for $100 a gram. This is twice the price of old-fashioned amphetamines that bikies used to cook - and we were told it's stronger than the real and illegal stuff.

White Bull is part of a $200-million-a-year catalogue of legal highs that adult stores are marketing as an offset for the drop in DVD sales because of the prevalence of online porn.

As an added bonus I hear that you get a free dong with your first gram.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:46 PM


1 Speaking of porn an TV Egyptian iman tells Muslims that all the porn websites are on the internet only to corrupt Muslims...and guess who is behind it....the Jews of course.

Posted by: Quran is Corrupt at November 29, 2012 02:27 PM

2 If the ahki's would run a better version of goat, sheep and camel porn, the jihadis would be too busy to riot in the streets.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 29, 2012 03:39 PM

3 This story if from Australia. It's also tagged with code that won't let
me cut and paste a quote from it. Is worth reading, just because any
new laws will be out of date before they are signed; the chemists are
producing new formulae faster than one per week.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 29, 2012 04:33 PM

4 Kafiroon is correct. The goat humpers would go nuts, er.....nuttier.

Posted by: Mark at November 29, 2012 07:17 PM

5 It's sad when technology shuts down once great institutions.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at November 30, 2012 02:22 AM

6 Goat humpers of the world unite!

Posted by: Mark at November 30, 2012 10:02 AM

7 Yeah, Three C day. Cash, coke and cock. Every imans dream.

Posted by: Joe at December 01, 2012 07:16 AM

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