Another Sign Of The Coming Apocalypse: No Shootings, Stabbings Or Slashings In NYC

Only in a liberal dominated city like New York is a lack of crime newsworthy.

No news really is good news -- not a single person was reported shot, stabbed or slashed in New York City on Monday, police sources said.

The shutout seemingly caught the NYPD by suprise, as officials were almost at a loss to explain it. (Source)

Posted by: DMartyr at 02:30 PM


1 None that we know of anyway.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at November 28, 2012 03:09 PM

2 Not reported. With most of the surviving residents carrying crowbars and cricket bats, and that handy river nearby, and with the telephone system down and cops not willing to go into neighborhoods without a sewer system, there is not much reporting going on in the Wild Wild East.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 28, 2012 04:38 PM

3 NYC is a socialist shithole.

Posted by: Mark at November 29, 2012 10:24 AM

4 SSGB has it.
no drinks larger than 16 oz. have dropped the insanity level.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 29, 2012 04:48 PM

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