The Jawa Report: Now 200% More Squatchy
I want to believe. I'd say the chances of finding a live Sasquatch are about the same as the Arab Spring turning out to our benefit.
Did you know that human males have a single penile bone; whereas Bigfoot
has a triple-jointed bone that can make a "U" turn, and deposit
its sperm outside the female. This handy and efficient form of birth control
explains the rarity of Bigfoot today. The triple jointed penis also suggests
that Bigfoot was able to engage in athletic mating practices without damaging
the bone, and this inspired the creature's scientific name, "Giganticus
Erectus Robustus ".
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