The Jawa Report: Now 200% More Squatchy

I want to believe. I'd say the chances of finding a live Sasquatch are about the same as the Arab Spring turning out to our benefit.

Blame Howie. He started it.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:51 AM


1 You Guys have touched on a hobby of mine.

Did you know that human males have a single penile bone; whereas Bigfoot
has a triple-jointed bone that can make a "U" turn, and deposit
its sperm outside the female. This handy and efficient form of birth control
explains the rarity of Bigfoot today. The triple jointed penis also suggests
that Bigfoot was able to engage in athletic mating practices without damaging
the bone, and this inspired the creature's scientific name, "Giganticus
Erectus Robustus ".

Just sayin.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 28, 2012 12:11 PM

2 Didn't know my ex moved to Vermont?

Posted by: Fasternu426 at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM

3 That's Moochelle gathering apples for the kiddies birfday party apple drunk contest.

Posted by: Mope at November 28, 2012 12:44 PM

4 Moochelle is from a lineage of the BigButt bloodline.

Posted by: LaZrtx at November 28, 2012 01:33 PM

5 I got my powerball tickets from Saquatch down at the 7-11 down the street.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at November 28, 2012 03:13 PM

6 I think a bigfoot stole a Blue Ribbon out of the cooler in my truck. It wasn't a Yeti cooler. Maybe I should get a Yeti cooler? And cheaper beer?

Posted by: EROWMER at November 28, 2012 05:36 PM

7 E, just leave a can open and piss in it, that will stop bigfoot.

Posted by: Mark at November 29, 2012 10:43 AM

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