Bodyform Ads Confuse Men

You've seen them on television. Vague advertisements that have something to do with women, but never quite get to the point. One young man in the U.K. seemed to take such ads like THIS ONE and THIS ONE at face value. Wings + blue water = extreme sports all packed into one fun-filled week a month.

When he discovered the shocking truth, he posted his rant to the company on facebook:

Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger

Bodyform's CEO decided to address Richard's concerns directly with this video response:

Good for you, Bodyform. And to Richard, the truth shall set you free.

Posted by: DMartyr at 08:28 PM


1 K, girls. Let me add that, as the janitor who cleans out the little metal boxes in the ladies' room stalls, you gotta wrap those soggy bits up in a bit more toilet paper. The smell is bad enough without seeing the blood leaking onto the wax paper bag. And for you chicks with really heavy flow, that "fragrence" the pads release when wet does not hide the scent, it just marks you so that when i smell it in your cubical or when we are in the elevator I know exactly which woman is missing the damn bag four freaking days in a row and making me pick it up with my gloved hands.

I'd really rather y'all just went skydiving or dancing down the beach. Fugg, i gotta go wash my hands again.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 17, 2012 08:50 PM

2 That is hilarious. Might have to link this on fb.

Posted by: Jedi Master Ivyan at October 18, 2012 02:38 AM

3 Man, talk about a sheltered life. But yeah....... that was damned funny. :)

Posted by: AW1 Tim at October 18, 2012 04:19 AM

4 You people are just so cruel.

Posted by: Moshe Silverstein at October 18, 2012 05:33 AM

5 I see Grey Shitforbrains has a new sock puppet( see #4 ). Since he's run out of room on his hands and toes, he must have stuck this one on his head. Seems he gets his inspiration from watching reruns of Romper Room.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at October 18, 2012 06:51 AM

6 I don't have FB so I don't know whether "Richard" is a legitimate person, or this was all an elaborate viral setup.

But damn, is it hilarious. So whether it's real or contrived, well-done.

Posted by: apotheosis at October 18, 2012 07:07 AM

7 Of course, Richard stole this from an old comedy act... I forget who the comedian is-- the joke was about how as a child, he thought that if he got some of those "tampax" thingies, he could go swimming and horseback riding, etc...

Posted by: SDF at October 18, 2012 09:09 AM

8 Zionism took off in Europe at the end of last century. It's aim was to create in Palestine a state with Jewish majority in spite of the adamant opposition of Palestinian Arabs (95% of the population). But the Zionists were more powerful, militarily, economically and technologically, and succeeded in 1948 in conquering 70% of the area of Mandatory Palestine. After driving into exile most indigenous Arabs from the conquered areas, approximately 750,000 people, and razing most of their villages to the ground - over 370 villages - the Zionists could finally establish a predominantly Jewish State. Only 150,000 non-Jews remained on territory controlled by the Zionists.

Posted by: Saul Pennystein at October 18, 2012 10:02 AM

9 The State of Israel defines itself as a Jewish and Zionist state. All major Israeli parties identify themselves as Zionist. Racial discrimination against non-Jews is grounded in Israeli laws, regulations, practices and permeates all fields of public life. The very definition of Israel as a Jewish State cannot but alienate the indigenous non-Jewish population of the country, which constitutes - depending on definition - between 18% and 60% of the population.

Posted by: Moshe Finkelstein at October 18, 2012 10:04 AM

10 Moshe Finkelstein: So what? We don't deny it.

Posted by: Saul Nickelnosenstein at October 18, 2012 10:30 AM

11 The older version of this joke would be from Yakov Sminoff.

"Certain freedom I had no idea about. I walked into a
store first time, I saw this box. It’s New Freedom. And I said “What a
Country!” Freedom in a box! I bought fifteen of them. If anybody
needs them, I still store them in my house. I have no idea but
supermarkecy. I get as much freedom as possible." /watch?feature=player_embeddedv=5GK8ewRec7c

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 18, 2012 03:23 PM

12 something smells fishy about this story

Posted by: doesky at October 20, 2012 03:22 PM

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