Good News For Abu Hamza

He'll be able to pick his nose without ripping his face off. Bad news for us, we're paying for it.

But because depriving al-Masri of a “reasonable standard” of medical care in jail would violate his civil rights — and provide grounds for an appeal — he’s expected to be outfitted with a pair of no-frills, cable-operated rubber hands.

Oh, well, Abu, you'll always be our favorite key hanger.

Posted by: Vinnie at 04:37 PM


1 I want a balloon and a popsicle!

Posted by: Notyuyayahoo at October 09, 2012 08:39 PM

2 I hope the color of the rubber is hot pink. Further, I hope they are made by an Israeli company.

Posted by: qzy at October 09, 2012 08:44 PM

3 does this mean that abu will be able to jack off without upsetting the prophet??? after all it won't be his hand......

Posted by: kingsportkafir at October 09, 2012 09:49 PM

4 Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't the Brits hire someone to wipe his ass in their prison?

Holy crap this white on black background is murder on my eyes.

Posted by: Randman at October 10, 2012 07:22 AM

5 Its inspired by the AppleII+


Posted by: Odie-Wan Kenodie at October 10, 2012 07:26 AM

6 This guy must have won an ugly contest to qualify for whatever the fuck he is. This guys picture would scare a child near to death. Disney could use him in a pirate movie. Damn, I shouldn't have said that. They might do it.

Posted by: greyrooster at October 10, 2012 08:38 AM

7 Claims he can't get to his feet when the judge walks into the courtroom because he doesn't have his hooks or something else, and yet he bounces up to leave after the initial hearing. Amazing. There must have been a sudden fluctuation in the local gravitational field.


Posted by: LittleRed1 at October 10, 2012 04:04 PM

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