Al Gore Blames High Altitude For Obama's Poor Debate Performance


I agree. Obama just flew too close to the sun and the wax in his wings melted.

Posted by: DMartyr at 11:20 AM


1 Yeah...high altitude... Like his head is stuck so far up his bum that he can't find any oxygen to breathe!

Posted by: RoadKill at October 04, 2012 11:24 AM

2 Romney bitchslapped the hell out of him last nite. The look on his and Mooches face afterwards was priceless.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at October 04, 2012 12:11 PM

3 I'm surprised he didn't blame it global warming.

Posted by: stu at October 04, 2012 12:52 PM

4 Was that High ALTITUDE or High ATTITUDE?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 04, 2012 01:03 PM

5 OK, that's the most imaginative spin I've heard yet. Of course, Denver's mile-high altitude didn't affect the Teleprompter Jesus any when he made his 2008 acceptance speech on front of those most magnificent styrofoam Greek columns...

Posted by: Legionnaire of the Banned at October 04, 2012 01:37 PM

6 Personally I think he was spent because he failed to follow Mick's advice about no anniversary hummers before a fight.

Posted by: Odie-Wan Kenodie at October 04, 2012 02:06 PM

7 I think his panties got too moist what with the mixture and all. He was probably very uncomfortable.

Posted by: EROWMER at October 04, 2012 04:03 PM

8 Can you imagine what Newt Gingrich would have done to Obama in a debate.

Posted by: greyrooster at October 04, 2012 04:17 PM

9 If Obama doesn't do much better in the next debate.
There won't be any more debates. Obama will cancell the rest becuse he's to busy taking care of the countries business.

Posted by: greyrooster at October 04, 2012 04:21 PM

10 Notice how Obama kept looking at his hands? Actually, he was looking for his butt.

He knew his ass was being handed to him.

Posted by: greyrooster at October 04, 2012 04:24 PM

11 Al Gore is looking like a formless blob. Kinda like Larry Flint or.... Jabba.

Posted by: Herr Wilson at October 04, 2012 07:26 PM

12 On his 20th anniversary the only thing on Big O's mind was WOOKIE NOOKIE.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 04, 2012 09:08 PM

13 hahaha!

Posted by: Notyuyayahoo at October 06, 2012 11:56 AM

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