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When the forbidden becomes permissible.

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for "martyrdom and the virgins of paradise," one jihadi, (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?"

After praising Allah, the sheikh's fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentionsóand your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

Two important and complementary points emerge from this view: 1) that jihad is the "pinnacle" of Islamófor it makes Islam supreme (based on a hadith, the formerly oral history of the life of Muhammad); and 2) that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." These axioms are not limited to modern day fatwas, but in fact, were crystallized centuries and ago agreed to by the ulema [Islam's leading religious scholars]. The result is thatóbecause making Islam supreme through jihad is the greatest priorityóanything and everything that is otherwise banned becomes permissible. All that comes to matter is one's intention, or niyya.

From here one may understand the many ostensible incongruities of Islamic history: lying is forbiddenóbut permissible to empower Islam; intentionally killing women and children is forbiddenóbut permissible when performed during holy war, or jihad; suicide is forbiddenóbut also permissible during jihad, only then called "martyrdom."

Greyrooster just emailed. He wants the Jihadi brother's phone number. Sorry, Rooster, I don't have it. Try the bulletin board at your mosque.

Below the fold, the video mentioned in the article. However, it is in Arabic. Translations welcomed.

Title (via Google translate):

Wahhabi fatwa: It is permissible to expand the anal Aljhaad

Posted by: DMartyr at 10:29 AM


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