The Hadith says Muslims in paradise won't crap after they eat, but rather they will sweat (so, it'll be HOT in Islamic paradise?) out the waste.
This Muslim convert is very excited at the prospect of sweating sh*t:
OMG! This is such an amazing coincidence! He is wearing a t-shirt about taking a crap while discussing crap in paradise, AND - get this - I happen to be posting about crap right now AS HE SPEAKS!
Wow. That just blew me away. The miracles of Allah.