Terrorist BFF Has Sentence Upheld

Nasty ass bitch should have been tried for treason, but apparently that isn't a crime in this country any more. Oh, well, we'll take what we can get.

She celebrated her original sentence outside the federal courthouse in Manhattan, telling those gathered around her that she could do the prison term standing on her head.

Hm. Really? Maybe someone up there is watching....

Stewart told Koeltl she found prison life "worse than I could have imagined" and added that she would "live, not standing on my head, that I know for sure just surviving."

*sob*

Thanks to Mean Kitteh.

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:10 PM

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