Peoria, Illinois Called; They Want Their Idiot Back
Clearly, "freedom" and "pursuit of happiness" doesn't mean to this
slut young lady the same thing it means to intelligent people:
Question from woman in Peoria, Illinois: "So you’re all for like, 'yay, freedom,' and all this stuff. And 'yay, like pursuit of happiness.' You know what would make me happy? Free birth control."Bless those who defend and protect her freedom and stuff.