The Post in Which I Agree With Osama bin Laden

If broken clocks get the time right twice a day, why not evil broken clocks?

Before his death, Osama bin Laden boldly commanded his network to organize special cells in Afghanistan and Pakistan to attack the aircraft of President Barack Obama and Gen. David Petraeus.

“The reason for concentrating on them,” the al-Qaeda leader explained to his top lieutenant, “is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make (Vice President Joe) Biden take over the presidency. … Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis. As for Petraeus, he is the man of the hour … and killing him would alter the war’s path” in Afghanistan.

UPDATE: Oh, snap! I totally didn't mean to imply that I agreed w/ bin Laden that Obama should be killed.

Hell no.

I meant, I agree with him that Biden is not now nor will he ever be ready for prime time as President.

I've updated the post to reflect that more accurately. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:13 PM

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