Researchers Discover Pill That Cures Racism

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Good news for all you rightwing, gun-clinging, patriotic & proud Americans! You can be cured!

Researchers found that people who took propranolol scored significantly lower on a standard test used to detect subconscious racial attitudes, than those who took a placebo. [...]

It is thought to work by blocking activation of the peripheral 'autonomic' nervous system, and in areas of the brain involved with formulating emotional responses, including fear, called the amygdalae.

The pill was also found to improve driving abilities among women, make white people better at basketball, and non-Asians noticed an improvement in math skills.

Posted by: DMartyr at 12:34 PM

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