Is Self Guiding Bullet the Girl on Girl Action of War Porn?


A self-guiding-freaking-bullet? I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off.

At first I thought this would be a modified .50 cal, but no, the press release says it's "small caliber" and check out the photo above -- .30 cal-ish?:

Sandia researchers Red Jones and Brian Kast and their colleagues have invented a dart-like, self-guided bullet for small-caliber, smooth-bore firearms that could hit laser-designated targets at distances of more than a mile (about 2,000 meters).

“We have a very promising technology to guide small projectiles that could be fully developed inexpensively and rapidly,” Jones said.

Small caliber, smooth bore? Dude, a modified shotgun??

Ok, so they probably just didn't add rifling to a normal barrel. I guess you can get something like that without too much trouble.

So, who would buy this?

Potential customers for the bullet include the military, law enforcement, recreational shooters, and porn directors.
Ok, I might have added that last part.

But still, think about the possibilities here. Since it's guided by lasers, and lasers continue on a straight line even at long distances, then any soldier with a good enough scope and a few of these bad boys becomes a sniper. And not just any old sniper: the kind of sniper who can hit things at distances of a mile or more.

You know how small that club is right now? Imagine if every sniper could hit a shot like that.

I know I am. Right now. Oh, baby.

No more adjusting the scope for distance. No more worrying about wind. Hell, no more worrying about curvature of the Earth.

Just aim. Point. Shoot. Kill.

Thanks to Space of AIDS.

Posted by: Rusty at 03:17 PM


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