Ooh That Smell, Can't You Smell That Smell

I read this story and it reminded me of someone. Hmmm... oh yeah. This guy.

Although, his bit from The Dice Man Cometh on the subject was funnier.

"The first thing I do in a movie theater is light up. There's always that couple that says 'oh look, he's smoking.' So I says 'yeah, and I'm jerking off too, come a little closer and I'll butter your f*cking popcorn, eh!"

Posted by: Vinnie at 12:37 AM


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