"Vermin Supreme" Challenges Ron Paul

It's really a bad day for Jawas. First, Rusty's real name was exposed, and now Vinnie's. He apparently got a little careless when he attempted to challenge Ron Paul:

Texas Rep. Ron Paul's final full day of campaigning in New Hampshire got off to a bizarre start Monday when he was met by a bullhorn-toting man with a rubber boot on his head who challenged him and President Obama to a "panty-wrestling match to decide it all."

Vinnie, for the last time, the rubber boots go on your FEET!

During the confrontation, Vinnie (hence forth called Vermin Supreme) announced his own candidacy for President and outlined a few of his own proposals:

"I propose we will invade and we will make that country a state," he said. "So Iraq would be our 51st state, Afghanistan would be our 52nd state, and on and on. Once we change these foreigners to Americans, they will certainly love America and we'll be able to tax them and it will be a wonderful, unified United States of the Earth. Thank you."

You got my vote, Vermin!

Posted by: DMartyr at 04:59 PM

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