Islamist Group Declares War On France

The French government is embroiled in a massive battle as leaders fight to raise a white flag.

The Mauritanian Hamada Ould Mohamed Kheirou, presumed leader of an armed Islamist group active in west Africa, has again threatened France with war in a video seen Tuesday by an AFP journalist.

"We again declare war on France, which is hostile to the interests of Islam," Kheirou said in Arabic, wearing dark glasses and with his head wrapped in a turban. "The jihad [holy war] will be exported everywhere it is necessary and for God, we must be ready for anything." (Source)

Little known facts about the French:

A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard for his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

Rumor has it that the French donít like bathing. This rumor comes from them smelling.

To get with modern times they have adopted a stance of pre-emptive surrender.

During the cola wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for six months.

They like to sell weapons to enemies of America. But come on Ė what kinds of pansies use French weapons?

Their language not being quite as effeminate as they would like, they also wear berets.

The Eiffel tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms.

They actually have a military, though what purpose it serves is unknown.

Posted by: DMartyr at 12:41 PM


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