Muhammad Out of Job

French caption reads....
100 lashes if you don't die laughing!
image from Charlie Hedbo

The prophet Muhammad (pbuh) has joined the ranks of the unemployed again. Just one day after being named guest editor of the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hedbo, the paper's office was destroyed by fire.

Apparently some Islamophobes feared Muhammad's new position would give him too much power and decided to destroy the paper once and for all.

The phobes hurled back charges that Muhammad's own followers had burned the office calling it an inside job.

When asked for comment Muhammad said that the suggestion that his followers would destroy property was outlandish, "Islam is a religion of peace," he was quoted as saying by several major news outlets.

Update: Thanks to Whocaresanymore for the above image.

File photo of Muhammad(pbuh)

Posted by: Howie at 06:37 AM


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