Boobies? Raise Your Hands

If you would like to see a law that allows women the freedom to go topless like men do.

Now, go below the fold and check out the ladies who are protesting because there isn't such a law.

Next, Caption them!

Fatwas will be issued

UPDATE: Fatwas issued

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Chick With Dicks (Fan Committee) for:

I recognize all those "gals"!
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against faboutlaws for:
That one has boobs long enough to put trousers on, but with my luck she'll wear them like a gangsta and let the crack show
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against You Have An Ugly Goat, Darby, Crusader and Abu Darth al-Odieus for:
I'd still hit it, though would feel ashamed in the morning. Not as young as I used to be, can't afford to be picky. Besides, scooters are fun

Dude!!!!

Hit it? How the hell would you find it?

Roll her in flour

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against FishFearMe for:
I tried to commit suicide by shooting myself under the left boob. Blew my kneecap all to hell.




h/t Abu

Okay, I'm done issuing "late fatwas", sorry but well sorry...

Posted by: Stable Hand at 08:11 PM

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