Non Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Al Shabaab Islamotards Edition (Update-Fatwas Issued)

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Fatwas will be issued

Update: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against USSWasp & Mo for:

Thank you! Thank You! I'll be here all week! Try the pork chops! And to the camel driver in the front row with the mustache meet me in my tent in twenty minutes and bring the goat!

So I gave my camel the little blue pill and by the prophet his "little allah" was this big in ten minutes!

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa issued against Greyops & Col.Smeag for
And over here will be the largest meatball/madrassa factory known to man or Jinn

Bachmed the Moose..."Hey Rocky watch me pull a meatball out of my arse...Nothin' up my sleeve ....well that's not a meatball but it sure looks tasty!"
Announcer..."Watch next weeks episode: Hey that's not a camel it's my sister or
Waiter there's a pigs foot in my soup"

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Agent Orangnge & Raultalbot7 for
You ignorant shit, put that book down. Muhammad couldn't read, but boy could he dance. Jazz hands!

I swear by Allah...my "dirka dirka" is this big.

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh & Phineas Fahrquar for
"Xariif defend me! I make Jawa's make jokes! Kiss me!"

"Aisha! My favorite goat! I am this happy to see you!"

Posted by: Stable Hand at 04:12 PM

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