Science! Oldest Homo Homo Sapien Discovered!

The Telegraph:Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman.

The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.

"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake," said lead archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova.

"Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual," she added.

Transexual? Er uh I'm not even gonna think about what Cave-Sex-Change entails and the implements thereof.

Posted by: Howie at 01:06 PM

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