Blog Sabbath Caption Contest "Nasheed Expert" Emerson Begolly Edition (Bumped - Update)

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Fatwas will be issued!

Related (for those not in the know)
Jailed 'Nasheed Expert' Emerson Begolly (aka Asadullah Alshishani) Mujahideen Training Video, Portions Filmed by His Dad (Shawn Begolly) (Updated/Bumped)

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Dirka Dirka & Xenophan for:

I like Shfanim's but i still have to try.

"My daddy says this suppository will make me a better video"

"What's a suppository?"


One of these is a primitive, dangerous throwback to an older age. The other is a hand grenade.

Adult pleasure devices differ from culture to culture.

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to redc1c4 & moe hamhead for:
Mujahideen Meatballs explode in your mouth or in your hand.


"would you like to play with my meatball?"

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Mart & Imam for
Here in my right hand is a VIP ticket to heaven. I know this because my imam told me so

Repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed. Baaaaaaaaahhh

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to Raultalbot87 & Gork for
Q:What do you do when a muslim throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

This is my friend Hand Grenade
I pretend that I am not afraid
Shove it in my butt
It will blow up my gut
I'll be the star of the parade.

Insha'Allah ameen..

Posted by: Stable Hand at 05:44 PM

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