Meet The Newest Weapon In Our Arsenal

The candy cane.

Skylar Torbett, also a junior, said administrators told him, “The candy canes could be used as weapons by sucking on them and making them have sharp points.”

As if the ugly sweaters weren't dangerous enough! Get candy canes to the SEALs stat!

Related school nonsense.

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:08 PM

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