Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: African Democracy Edition (Updated: Fatwas Issued!)

In Africa if you win the election you become the democratically elected president of (insert banana republic here) if you lose you become dictator of (insert banana republic here).

Caption this image of the former president and newly elected dictator of Ivory Coast, Laurent Gbagbo.

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Word has it that Obi-One sent a strongly worded letter to Mr. Gbagbo. That ought to leave him shaken.

Anyway, Fatwas will be issued and stuff.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:

A Kiss to Build a Dream On ...
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Haji Whacker for:
Smile if you just "jacked" an entire country.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Clay for:
Just Do It!
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In related news, Obi-One issued a travel ban on him, oooh tough guy.

Posted by: Howie at 03:29 AM

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