Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Stunt POTUS Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of President Obama handing the presser over to Bill Clinton.


Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Samuel Clemens for

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, Mr. Obama, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Pizza IDF for:
At RonCo, we know it can be hard to find a Christmas present for the sitting President who seems to have everything except his own party's confidence behind him. That is why founder, Ron Popeil, has developed "Slick in a Can."

When you find yourself in a crack and your own party is telling you to "take a hike. you've done enough already." and the teleprompter has been broken by a Wookie just open a can of Slick(tm). Slick has been proven to be able to relate to normal people better than former community organizers with no useful experience whatsoever. Slick also can speak effectively without the help of mechanical devices. So, even when there is no available power outlet for the "prompter," Slick (tm) can speak directly to the party and public without those embarrassing moments of truth warning the public that you "want to spread the wealth around."

So, if you are not quite up to the task, just open "Slick in a Can" today and let a qualified individual reign in your party for you.

Disclaimer: Teleprompter not included, nor required. Do not operate Slick (tm) around young, impressionable, lonely, fat women as this has been known to produce undesirable side effects.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Dudeman for:
BHO: Bill, you drum up a third party candidate to split the vote, and I'll blow ya!

Bill: You're already wearing the dress around here, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: Howie at 10:41 AM


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