Obama Justifies Turkey Clemency

From The Onion, America's most trusted (really) news source:

President Obama announces plans to deliver a two-hour speech explaining his reasons for granting clemency to Cranberry, the Thanksgiving turkey.

Update by Bluto: Mushy lefty Obama soft on turkey terrorism:

Why is the President coddling these evil turkey bastards? Watch below to see the unspeakable fowlplay of which they are capable:

Yes, yes, clearly the Obama administration turns a blind eye to vicious attacks on innocent little children by turkey terrorists!

Posted by: DMartyr at 09:13 AM

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