Almost Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Mujahideen Cooking Edition (Bumped-Updated)
Fatwas will be issued:
Never bring a rice cooker to a gun fightThe "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to Gork for:
I know we were going to do a Meatball fatwa, Achmed, but you didn't have to bring the pot with you...The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Fasternu426 for:
Iron Chef Afghanistan.The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to Dirka Dirka for:
Alton Brown brings out the secret ingredient for this week's dish: The goat left over from a Buzkashi match
Achmed! that bowl was for the dirty head separated from the kuffur's dirty body, not your lunch!WHA:
THE DAY OF QIYAMAH WHEN THE MUJIRIMUN WILL WISH THEY NEVER HAD SHAYATEEN COMPANIONS AND INDEED ALL YOUR EVIL LIVES WILL BE SHOWN TO THE 3ALAMEEN AND THE PEOPLE WILL CURSE YOU ON THAT DAY. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF HIZBU SHAYTAN, USELESS CREATION ALL YOU ARE GOOD AT IS GIVING HASANAT TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WRONGED BY YOU.May the devil do meetballs from WHA's body Ameeen. Feel better now WHA? Didn't want to leave you out.