He's in Australia:
A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter.
The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old man's leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile.
"If it had been warmer and Fatso was more alert, we would have been dealing with a fatality."
The man staggered back to the pub bleeding heavily.
And he made it back to the bar. Impressive!
Posted by: Ronin
at 10:38 AM
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