Caption Contest Winners Announced: South Park Threatener's Wife is so Fugly, She Put's Mrs. Khattab to Shame

UPDATE 4/29: Winners announced below!

Meet Mrs. Zach "Abu Talhah al-Amrike" Chesser's wife, Raniella "Umm Talhah". Zach was the guy who threatened the South Park creators.

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Best caption wins a nice fatwa.

UPDATE: Seriously, caption contests shouldn't be this easy.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Scott Thong for:

Raniella got really annoyed when, for the eighteenth time, a passerby took her HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MISSING EXTREMIST MUSLIM GIRL? flier and immediately pointed back at her.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies"fatwa issued to Kill Muslim Terrorists for:
"In my spare time, I like to walk around and bump into things."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Bert Wikkerink for:

Yes, I have some 'droids for sale.
And the coveted "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa goes to Joel Hoekstra for:
Ringwraith spotted in downtown NYC, reported to mumble repeatedly: "Shire...Bagginssssssssss...Infidelsssssssssss..."
Also, thanks to Urban Infidel for snapping this photo way back in 2007 ... when Zach was still in high school and his wife was already out doing street dawa.

Posted by: Rusty at 03:56 PM


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