Kinda Hot Argentine President Loves Being Porked After Pork

Sorta hot President of Argentina. Yeah, like you wouldn't hit that, you lonesome loser.

Well, that's how I read it anyway.

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

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