Angelina Jolie Supports Troop Surge

We had a rough patch their Angelina, baby, but like all rock solid relationships we worked out our differences and it's now time to move on.

That fling with Scarlett Johansson? She meant nothing, baby. Rebound relationship. Just a nice piece of troop supporting tail.

And that mean ol' Vinnie? While you're making me that sammich, I'll go ahead and escort him out the door.

I'll go ahead and move your pillow from the couch back to the bed.

Staying to Help in Iraq, by smokin' hot Angelina Jolie:

The request is familiar to American ears: "Bring them home." ...

As for the question of whether the surge is working, I can only state what I witnessed: U.N. staff and those of non-governmental organizations seem to feel they have the right set of circumstances to attempt to scale up their programs. And when I asked the troops if they wanted to go home as soon as possible, they said that they miss home but feel invested in Iraq. They have lost many friends and want to be a part of the humanitarian progress they now feel is possible.

It seems to me that now is the moment to address the humanitarian side of this situation. Without the right support, we could miss an opportunity to do some of the good we always stated we intended to do.

What's old is new: Angelina Jolie, official hot bi-curious celebrity babe of The Jawa Report!

Posted by: Rusty at 10:06 AM


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