Michigan Expedition To Search for Australopithecus Robustus/Gigantopithecus

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CNN: MANISTIQUE, Michigan (AP) -- Researchers will visit Michigan's Upper Peninsula next month to search for evidence of the legendary creature known as "Bigfoot" or "Sasquatch."

The expedition will focus on eastern Marquette County, said Matthew Moneymaker of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization.

No word on why the search is being done in Michigan instead of The Afar Triangle. But maybe Bigfoot will get to meet his long lost Aunt Lucy AKA Australopithecus Afarensis while she's in town. Dr. Johanson could not be reached for comment.

The fact that the expedition is led by a man named Moneymaker pretty much says it all. Even though his last expedition required six times as much remedy and turned out almost as badly as a live performance by the Black Crowes, he promised to look Twice as Hard as the last time he wasted a few hundred G's.

Where do we sign up for these grants anyway? I've already found shocking proof that Bigfoot does exist in Hollywood California!

Posted by: Howie at 01:24 PM

Comments

1 ...just so long as they don't find 'big WOOD'.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at June 28, 2007 02:32 PM

2 Oh look their going to track down BIG FOOT put atracking colar on him and list him as a ENDANGRED SPEICES oh dear RUN BIGFOOT RUN

Posted by: sandpiper at June 28, 2007 03:42 PM

3 Vinnie lives in Michigan?

Posted by: Greyrooster at June 28, 2007 05:39 PM

4 Sheesh, its not hard to find Sasquatch:
http://zapatopi.net/bsa/

Posted by: Robin Roberts at June 28, 2007 09:45 PM

5 So in other words they are looking for Robin Williams....

Posted by: Weasel Zipper at June 28, 2007 10:03 PM

6 Rob Rob, went to the site, friggin hilarious. Lichen and Fungus Abuse Prevention? I thought I was the only one with that habit, now I can be part of a support group dude!

Posted by: Barry at June 28, 2007 10:06 PM

7 Fianlly, we need some answers Sasquatch. Where were you on the night of 9-10-01? Do you have access to explosives? Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Zionist Freemasons? Do you like beef jerky?

Posted by: tbone at June 29, 2007 11:34 AM

8 I just found a Bigfoot trail outside Vegas! Send more money!

Posted by: mojo at June 29, 2007 03:38 PM

9 Hey i live here in NORTHERN CALFIFORNIA and this is BIGFOOT TERRITORY

Posted by: sandpiper at June 30, 2007 10:29 AM

10 I moved from Northern California because they spell worse than I do. Which is bad.

Posted by: Greyrooster at June 30, 2007 05:15 PM

11 Dem Yoopers up dere gotta purty good sense a humor. I figger dere will be lotsa "bigfoots" runnin around leavin tracks an watnot. Oughtta be a real hoot ey!

Posted by: Paul Moore at June 30, 2007 06:22 PM

12 Paul Moore, it'll be funny alright. They'll either leave 'tracks' all over or else just shoot at 'em! Say Ya to da U.P. eh!

Posted by: tbone at July 02, 2007 05:18 PM






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