'Global Warming' Update - Yet Another Ice Storm
It is with heavy heart and sad disposition that I write this post.I was not able to attend the much-anticipated Gathering of Eagles today because of a freak occurrence of global warming that paralyzed much of this metropolitan area overnight. And by global warming, I mean a fierce ice/sleet storm that covered every location from Delaware to Boston in nearly a foot of slush, ice and/or snow. When I awoke this morning, the global warming had frozen the slush that had been collecting all afternoon and evening on the roadways to a solid sheet of ice. Navigating the unplowed and untreated roads would have been very dangerous in my front-wheel drive Honda (problems in the past have taught me this), and I felt that the risks of trying to push through the quagmire of man-made sleet/ice/snow/warming was enough to turn me away from the long trip. This has been frustrating, and I apologize to the readers for not being able to cover the event. Ragnar hopefully made it down there, although many international airports were closed and/or in flux last night due to the global warming. G-d Bless the Veterans. I wish with every fiber of my being that I could have been there. I wonder if Algore's conspicuous consumption of 25X my energy usage could have had anything to do with this.
Posted by: John at March 17, 2007 11:12 AM
DAN RATHER SAID SO!!11!!
Posted by: Good Lt at March 17, 2007 11:23 AM
1 Warmest winter on record retard".....what record would that be ? The weather records in the US ? They go back ,ohhhhh, about 120 years, what was the winter of 1657 like on the east coast, how about 1588, or 1322, or 250,000 years ago ? Can you tell me that, or can't you regurgitate somethingelse you know nothing about ? Jackass. Just for the record, asswipe, in the past there have been vineyards in England and Greenland was green an yadayadayada. Fact check, shithead, before you critique. NEXT !!
Posted by: Edward Lunny at March 17, 2007 11:34 AM
Lies, damned lies, and statistics. Mr. Twain we miss you.
Posted by: RicardoVerde at March 17, 2007 11:35 AM
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
A Prophet among men.
Posted by: Good Lt at March 17, 2007 11:48 AM
Posted by: Edward Lunny at March 17, 2007 12:40 PM
Ah well.... doesn't matter. You guys are on your way down the shitter anyway. Comes from drinking the koolaid Bush Co has been feeding you for the past few years.
Fuck yer dumb.
Posted by: John at March 17, 2007 03:10 PM
Posted by: wb at March 17, 2007 10:54 PM
At least we can spell and punctuate correctly, moron.
Posted by: Good Lt at March 17, 2007 11:06 PM
See what I just did there?
Posted by: John at March 18, 2007 03:54 PM
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