Michael "Mohammed" Jackson

I was gong to pass on this, but since Wooga begged for a thread, here goes. I find none of this interesting in the least. Not even the obvious joke about Aisha, which even I wouldn't stoop so low to make. It's beneath me. Besides, at least Aisha was a girl......

Jermaine Jackson said on Monday he wants his brother Michael to convert to Islam; and he believes the reclusive superstar has given it serious thought.

"Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with, which are false," said the former Jackson Five singer who now lives in Bahrain.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:25 AM


1 "all the things that he's been attacked with"

So Islam is ideal because it:
Embraces victimhood
Embraces molestation of little boys (so long as they don't have facial hair)
Embraces post-op trannies

I can just see Michael re-recording the "Beat It" video, with Hamas and Fatah as the rival gangs that settle their dispute through a dance off.

Posted by: wooga at January 30, 2007 01:18 PM

2 Theres' audio of him singing the Call to Prayer floating around somewhere on the web. He evidently recorded it after fleeing to Bahrain.

Whatever the case the guy has issues.

Posted by: blackflag at January 30, 2007 01:39 PM

3 For three years I have been attempting to point the danger of American white hateing blacks using Islam as a platform to sprew their hate and jealousy of whites. There are hundreds of thousands of American blacks who have the same sentiments as Jeremy Jackson. Beware, nice people, beware. Riots and blood on the streets of America will come from them. The LA riots were nothing but a message. Black muslims are worse than the brown kind.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 30, 2007 06:12 PM

4 Besides what has obviously stated about parallels between Michael and Muhammad (the whole pedophile thing, etc.), Jackson's conversion would be easy seeing that he would be leaving one mind and information control cult of his childhood (Jehovah's Witnesses) to another mind and information control cult of his second childhood (Islam).

Posted by: bigwhiteinfidel at January 31, 2007 04:52 PM

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