Michael "Mohammed" Jackson
I was gong to pass on this, but since Wooga begged for a thread, here goes. I find none of this interesting in the least. Not even the obvious joke about Aisha, which even I wouldn't stoop so low to make. It's beneath me. Besides, at least Aisha was a girl......
Jermaine Jackson said on Monday he wants his brother Michael to convert to Islam; and he believes the reclusive superstar has given it serious thought. "Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with, which are false," said the former Jackson Five singer who now lives in Bahrain.
So Islam is ideal because it:
Embraces molestation of little boys (so long as they don't have facial hair)
Embraces post-op trannies
I can just see Michael re-recording the "Beat It" video, with Hamas and Fatah as the rival gangs that settle their dispute through a dance off.
Posted by: wooga at January 30, 2007 01:18 PM
Whatever the case the guy has issues.
Posted by: blackflag at January 30, 2007 01:39 PM
Posted by: greyrooster at January 30, 2007 06:12 PM
Posted by: bigwhiteinfidel at January 31, 2007 04:52 PM
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