So, What Would Happen if Chuck Norris and Alan Colmes Ganged Up on Steve Emerson?

Yup, it sounds like some odd hypothetical or joke intro, but someone at Fox News was apparently dying to find out the answer to this question:

Posted by: Ragnar at 01:27 AM


1 That's what you get for sending Chuck Norris to do Jack Bauer's job.

Posted by: Vinnie at January 30, 2007 02:48 AM

2 CHUCK !!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Why?! Why Chuck??? You were doing so well, and now this!? If your reading this, you owe Emerson an apology, and you need to spend some time where he has, doing the research ....
Don't disappoint us man. You didn't become famous by being sloppy, you did the work, now do some more, and get with the rest of us.
USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 30, 2007 02:56 AM

3 At least Chuck hasn't gotten to the point where he's breaking out the roundhouse kick. When we see that flying through the air, all hope is lost.

Posted by: Brian at January 30, 2007 11:51 AM

4 Is their own retoric part of the problem? Ha, ha. No shit! How about their actions? OUTLAW ISLAM. It's worse than cancer.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 30, 2007 06:19 PM

5 I am beginning to agree with the outlawing of islam. It is just like cancer, it spreads, grows, and rots away any form of civilization it becomes attached to. I have yet to hear of any nation of Islam that has progressed and does not opress its own people. But that would probably ownly throw gas on the flames. How many people would martyr themselves in the name of islam just to try to protect it?

Posted by: Mr. EMT at January 31, 2007 12:27 AM

6 Or show that you are a nice, caring, unbigoted person by going to dinner with them. A la Rusty.
Under his breath the muslim says. Nothing to fear from this guy. One for us. He will understand when we demand that he teach Islam 101.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 31, 2007 10:36 AM

7 What isChuck Norris' crevassed ass doing onthe TVwithout Christy B standing next to him?

Posted by: tbone at February 02, 2007 01:15 PM

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