Keeley Hazell Pulls a Paris Hilton Routine

I've not a clue who she is, but she's apparently famous over in Britain.


Not content to let the yanks corner the market on sluttitude, she got naughty with a fellow and preserved it on videotape. The video of Keeley Hazell getting naughty is here and here (NSFW). OK, so showing off your naughty bits (a la Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miss Nevada) and/or having sex on tape (a la Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Daniela Cicarelli) is almost becoming a minimum requirement for fame in modern pop culture. Is this a good thing? I think not. What's next? Will the coming months and years bring the advent of starlets cavorting with farm animals?

Posted by: Ragnar at 04:13 PM


1 She may be a slut, but you are a link WHORE.

Posted by: Rusty at January 15, 2007 05:42 PM

2 but I thought linkwhore was a good thing?

Posted by: Darth Odie at January 15, 2007 05:44 PM

3 Ragnar,
In my opinion what these individuals do is between them and God. I for one most certainly am NOT qualified to cast the first stone at anyone's personal life.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at January 15, 2007 05:47 PM

4 Yes, terrible, terrible thing, this. However, I'd Hit It.

Posted by: TXEric at January 15, 2007 05:56 PM

5 Yes, I'm a nasty, shameless link whore. It's quite disgraceful, really. My soul is the price I pay to get my filthy hands on all that mad blog cash and all those wild blog groupies...

Posted by: Ragnar the Shameless Link Whore at January 15, 2007 06:38 PM

6 Comment?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 15, 2007 06:40 PM

7 She is a 'page 3' girl from a news source that is part of "The Sun". Marketing their (brain jellifyingly) beautiful bodies id what they do for a living. Like a Playboy Playmate, with less promotion, airbrushing, and film contracts. She is in fact, the kind of woman that mother warn their sons to avoid, and their daughter to regard as poor role models.

As oppossed to say ... an Airforce NCO, still active, and supposedly the opposite kind of girl.

I don't judge either, but their actions are framed differently.

One has reinforced a steroetype which establishes cultural inhibition. Her posing is merely a continuation of the same 'bad' behavior which mothers warn about. She serves as a lesson. If you are that kind of girl, momma won't approve ...

The other is the kind parents show pride in, and who people hold up as an example of what you can do to change the world, be a leader, take responsibility, uphold your nations honor, etc. EXCEPT now the girl who was so 'good' an example yesterday is doing things momma must denounce on sight.

And the kids are watching. They pick up on a lot.

Similarly, my parents used to drink. They would say things like 'be responsible, don't hit, stop screaming' to us kids, and then they would have a few more, and we kids got to see how the grownups did all of that. As I grew up, I regarded parental input as suspect, and I made up my own mind on nearly everything. Sometimes I was influenced by friends, but I figured their parents were must be messed up to, so how do they know any better than I do?

Nixon, then Ford, then Carter. Adults can't do much right can they? Climbing divorce rate? Must mean marriage isn't good for much. Reefer Madness? Oh please! How about Bacardi madness? Pure hypocracy. Hey! The rich do get richer! If I'm always going to be on the bottom the system is unfair, and I should be compensated just as much for wearing out, and breaking my body with manual labor, as the soft executive with the hot secretary is for just hiring, and firing the rest of us!

Cultural values matter, and the actions of people we see affect those values. If your a kid, what are you going to think when the 'moral' people aren't any better than the 'immoral'? When you see lies, hypocracy, and erosion of standards, how will you treat those 'standards' when they are yours to protect?

When the President of the United States cheats on his wife, and lies to the American people about it, AND gets away with it, and kids don't know that's wrong, we are in serious trouble.

What anyone does is between themselves and God, whether they are hypocrites, pornographers, rock stars, actors, page 3 girls, Airforce NCO's or President of the USA.

But our kids are watching, and learning to make value judgements. We adults are working two and a half jobs per household (in Montana anyway), and can't walk them through this stuff anymore, so they end up doing it on their own. They are walking in the wilderness, and nobody has read 'Little Red Ridinghood' to them. But there ARE people who want to teach them the 'Holy Quran' while were to busy minding our own business, and making a living.

What we as adults are allowed to see should be totally up to us. Till then, what we as children see should not undermine our cultural morality. That is where I see the most problems with all of this. Even being a 'link whore' is sort of a hypocracy, even if we are happy enough to follow those links :)

Long, but I hope worth the effort.

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 15, 2007 06:40 PM

8 Comment again?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 15, 2007 06:41 PM

9 Test comment?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 15, 2007 06:44 PM

10 Hmm. Okay, that seems to work.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 15, 2007 06:45 PM

11 She knew exactly what she was doing when she filmed the video.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at January 15, 2007 07:42 PM

12 Kinda stuck on this crap, are you?

Jawa report?

Posted by: greyrooster at January 15, 2007 08:27 PM

13 Such bad camera work for such a pretty girl. Booo

Posted by: Jack Burton at January 15, 2007 09:44 PM

14 Porn videos and videos of jihadis getting killed.

Two great tastes that go great together!

Posted by: mike at January 15, 2007 10:35 PM

15 She could become a real porn star if she had me for a teacher.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 15, 2007 10:54 PM

16 Ragnar, I think you have carried this out to it's logical end.

Yes, I believe that if I ever get to see a video of a 40something Paris Hilton having sex with a pig- the actual farm animal- then the world will be a better place.

Posted by: QC at January 16, 2007 12:36 AM

17 After looking at the video I noticed something weird in her attitude concerning this (love making). It just doesn't look right. She isn't acting like this is something she is doing with her boyfriend. Is the bitch a high priced hooker? And the guy. Does he appear as you say swarthy? Notice his hair. Is this bitch fucking a muslim for money?

Posted by: greyrooster at January 16, 2007 01:22 PM

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