New Zawahiri Ranting

Laura Mansfield has located a new message from Ayman al-Zawahiri. She has been kind enough to share with The Jawa Report. But as- Sahab used a still photo of Zawahiri in this one. I guess they had to since he was higher than a Georgia pine in that last vid.

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Laura Mansfield: A new message from Al Qaeda second in command Dr. Ayman al Zawahiri, the second message this month from Zawahiri, has been released on a jihadist website.

The message, entitled " Congratulations on the Eid To The Ummah of Tawhid" by Shaykh Ayman al-Zawahiri and produced by As Sahab Media is dated Dhu al-Hijjah 1427 AH / December 2006.

The message shows a still image of Zawahiri on the screen, while audio of his message plays in the background. The video is in Arabic, with English subtitles.

During the 15 minute, 24 second message the various countries in the Islamic world, congratulating them on the Eid, and castigating those who have opposed al Qaeda. He discussed Iraq and Afghanistan and condemned Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas during an address to Muslims two days before the start of Eid al-Adha, the Islamic festival.

Laura has a window media version available and will have a full transcript and analysis shortly so check in at her place.

Embedded copy below the fold.

Posted by: Howie at 03:29 PM


1 Look at the mark on his forehead! it's the place where Osama's nuts slap, during their pious cave dwelling 69 sessions.

Posted by: davec at December 29, 2006 05:25 PM

2 JAWA's FORGIVE ME! Read at your own peril.

Zawahiri: DOOOD! Was my audition groooovee enuff fur you? Do I get the part?

Chong: NOH-WAAY MAAHN! We don't dig terrorists maahn! Always chasin' the babes offa the set with yuur big sword doood! But thanks for the doobs anyway!

Cheech: Yah! Now I can't show them chicks MY big sword! Zawa-dood, no wonder you can't get laid! Even with the that good Afghan sh*t, the chicks don't wanna hang around, dude!

Zawahiri: But doooods! I'm a freedumb fighter! What about that opium I scored for yu? If I can't be in the movie, I want it back dood.

Chong: Oh ... sorry doood, we traded it for some awsome hash ...

Cheech: Yah! An then the dog ate it!

Chong: The dog didn't eat our hash dood!

Cheech: (kicks Chong in the ankle)


Cheech: Oh yah! Dohn you remember? He ate that sh*t right up man! Its gone! remember?

Chong: OOOOHHH! Right on doood! That hash is history Zawa-dood. Sorry!

Zawahiri: OOOH WOW! Bummer dooods! So what about the whole Jihad deal? You still cool with it?

Chong: Zawa-dood, being a groovie movie star is all about groupies maahhn! It's like there are all these chicks that are all cool about their hot little bohds, and they dig us cause we aren't all uptight like you mahaan. You gee-had doods don't have groopies.

Cheech: Yah man! We can get behind the 72 chicks but this gee-had sh*t sounds like it hurts man! How can you score chicks if the Marines shoot your sword off? And we can already get laid, so whats the deal? And what about that jail-bait fetish? Losin our jobs for foolin aroun with the little girls don't sound so smart to me.

Zawahiri: Doood! Allah says the little girls are OK!

Chong: I bet yur just sayin that cause they don't run fast enough ...

Zawahiri: INFIDEL!!!

Cheech, and Chong: DOOD! Take a hit on this bong first!

Zawahiri: (sucks) Woah! Duudes thats some good sh*t!!! (sucks some more) WOOOWEE! DOOOD! (still sucks) Uhuhuh! Uh ... (passes out)

Chong: Maahn! I knew he couldn't handle the good sh*t.

Cheech: Yah man. Now let's dump him in East LA, and go find some groupies!

Chong: Right on maahn! But check his pockets first dood!

The end?

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at December 29, 2006 06:44 PM

3 Good one Mike; I was just going to comment that he looked stoned, but you went one better.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 30, 2006 09:25 AM

4 ..
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't kill religious Nazis

Posted by: Hard To Swallow at January 03, 2007 01:16 AM

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